Exploding Yogurt

Have you ever been covered in yogurt? Well just a few moments ago I was crawling with yogurt! I opened my yogurt and out flies about 5% of my yogurt! There laying on the ground is .02 cents! Do you know what I could have almost bought with that? I could have almost had one penny! But there is no shiny, copper penny on the floor. The only thing on the floor is my precious yogurt! These yogurt companies are slowly robbing us of yogurt. Soon they will fix it so that half of the yogurt squirts out on the floor! What are we going to do then? I am certainly not going to lick it up!