Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil must have magical powers! I was watching one of his shows or sessions or whatever you want to call it, and I noticed something slightly fake. There were two women (one had very long fingernails, it was gross) that had hated each other for, like, a long time. So Dr. Phil came up with is amazing idea, make them look at each other. Wow, what a brilliant idea! He definitely passed his therapist class with flying colors! You would have to have talent to be able to come up with an idea like that! =) Anyways, both girls started crying. As I was watching I could feel the connection between them, it was beautiful! They both started apoplogizing randomly and that was that. Dr. Phil had saved the day once again. He's my Hero......

Rice leftovers

After you read this article, if you don't think I'm crazy, you will. I just feel very strongly about this subject. Some food is better as leftovers like Lasagna or something.  But rice doesn't last its' time in the fridge. Rice at Chinese restaurants is so perfect and clumpy that you could use it like a snowball. Anyways, that is the good kind of rice. If you eat some of the rice and for some reason you don't  want anymore what do you do? Well I hate wasting food so I finish it but, sometimes I put it in the fridge. During its' time in the fridge it falls out of its' snowball figure and unlike people there is no way for it to get back in shape. Once rice is lost, it is lost forever.... So, when I take my rice out of the fridge and heat it, it has turned into the kind of rice provided at Golden Corral. After I am finished crying over the rice I chuck in the trash can. But before I throw it away I give it a respectful funeral. So today, keep the poor rice in your hearts and out of your fridge or microwave.

Resealable packages

Have you ever bought cheese from the store? Hopefully, otherwise you haven't had enough dairy. There is an 8 out of 10 chance that you got a resealable package. You know, the ones with the Ziploc thing or the sticky covering. It might just be me but I have the hardest time getting the Ziploc ones to open. They always seem slippery, like someone rubbed the top in butter or something. If I can't get it open I bring out the knife! I stick the point of it into the place where the package is supposed to separate. This never works but it helps me get some of my anger out so I can think of something else. My last resort is to ask my dad. He simply takes it from me and opens it! Gosh, I can't wait till the day when all you have to do is say open and it opens.