School Food

In our school garden we grow hot dogs with a greenish tint, strong grilled cheeses, soupy meat, salty pizzas and many other wonderful things. Now this blog is not meant to offend all the cafeteria workers in my lovely school. I salute all the brave people who take on the hard job of cooking for a million little brats who complain about the food. I thank you for feeding me a solid meal every five days a week for more than 9 years of my life. Now that that is over with I shall give you a list of what to eat and what not to eat at school cafeterias in case you haven't already figured it out. The meat- The meat is questionable. It won't, however, kill you to eat it. But, I will admit that the meat looks like a step up from dog food. The Peanut Butter- It doesn't have much taste but it adds some texture to bread to make a peanut butter sandwich if you are too much of a chicken to try anything else. The Cookies- The Cookies are great! How can you go wrong with cookies? It is surprising how many kinds of cookies are school makes. The vegetables- I usually just stay clear of them. I mean your mom doesn't know if you don't eat your vegetables. I used to eat the corn but then I found a bug or something in it so I stopped eating the corn. The Pasta- The pasta is good except when your done you look down and see a mixture of butter and oil in your tray. The Butter- It might just be me but it seems that schools enjoy using butter.... Not that there is anything wrong with that! The chicken- Yum. They have chicken patties, chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, etc. The chicken is good! The muffins- WOW, the muffins are amazing. They have a large assortment of muffins and they are really delicious! Well, good luck!