My cats

I, as you know, have two cats. I got Kitty Marie when I was three. He was the runt of the group of kittens. I saw him and fell in love. I kept on begging my parents to let me take him home. We had had another cat named George but after he died we were pettless. So my parents give in and I held that little kitten all the way home and I still have him. There was some problems with figuring out his gender. The girl I got him from said that he was a she. So, I named him Kitty Marie.  I got his name based off of the girl kitten, Marie, from The Aristocrats. Even though kitty is an Orange Tabby. Anyways, The doctor told us that Kitty Marie was a guy. He suggested that I change his name to Kitty Mario and I was like, "Uh, No Way!! He'll just have to live with a girl name...." Give me a break, I was three okay! So then on my 12th birthday I got Fuzzy. Fuzzy was found by someone at my mom's work and she was sitting outside a shelter. My mom got her and hid her in the bathroom. When I came home she opened the bathroom door and Fuzzy ran around like, well, a cat. While she was running I decided to name her Fuzzy Wuzzy to be ironic since she had so much fur. The one thing you should know about Fuzzy is that her meow is really high pitched and squeaky. It is cute at first but then it hurts your ears. Kitty had been getting a little chubby so Fuzzy came around and got him in shape again. They run around the house and have mini many battles. 

Skinny Jeans

The popular new trend of tight fitting jeans can be deadly. Okay, not deadly but they can actually harm the flow of circulation through your legs! Urinary tract infections and skin irritation can occur if the pants are to tight. Can you believe it? The most popular style of jeans in the world and they can caused an increased risk of yeast infections. I am one of the teens that happen to own a pair of skinny jeans. I just might cut down on how many times I wear them.... 

School Food

In our school garden we grow hot dogs with a greenish tint, strong grilled cheeses, soupy meat, salty pizzas and many other wonderful things. Now this blog is not meant to offend all the cafeteria workers in my lovely school. I salute all the brave people who take on the hard job of cooking for a million little brats who complain about the food. I thank you for feeding me a solid meal every five days a week for more than 9 years of my life. Now that that is over with I shall give you a list of what to eat and what not to eat at school cafeterias in case you haven't already figured it out. The meat- The meat is questionable. It won't, however, kill you to eat it. But, I will admit that the meat looks like a step up from dog food. The Peanut Butter- It doesn't have much taste but it adds some texture to bread to make a peanut butter sandwich if you are too much of a chicken to try anything else. The Cookies- The Cookies are great! How can you go wrong with cookies? It is surprising how many kinds of cookies are school makes. The vegetables- I usually just stay clear of them. I mean your mom doesn't know if you don't eat your vegetables. I used to eat the corn but then I found a bug or something in it so I stopped eating the corn. The Pasta- The pasta is good except when your done you look down and see a mixture of butter and oil in your tray. The Butter- It might just be me but it seems that schools enjoy using butter.... Not that there is anything wrong with that! The chicken- Yum. They have chicken patties, chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, etc. The chicken is good! The muffins- WOW, the muffins are amazing. They have a large assortment of muffins and they are really delicious! Well, good luck! 

I don't need a refill!!

        Have you ever been to a restaurant with free refills? I going to go out on a limb and say that you have. This was the cause of the horrible accident that I was witness too. Well, my family and I were all eating dinner at a restaurant when it happened. I had ordered a Coke and my cousin ordered a Mr. Pibb. About 10 minutes after we received our drinks the waiter gave me another Coke and my cousin another Mr.Pibb. We were barely half way through our first one!! Suddenly, our already small table became very cramped. All my cousin needed to do was to move her elbow a half an inch and it happened. The full Mr. Pibb fell and the bubbly Mr. Pibb exploded all over the table! All of this happened because of to many Mr. Pibbs and not enough table space. It is very common for waiters and waitresses to give me another glass of whatever I ordered when I am still working on the first one. Perhaps I look like I'm thirsty or something. This however causes me to want to drink faster which equals a stomach ache. Has anyone else noticed this or is it just me?

Boredom, a common disease

Do you have Boredom? The symptoms are: sighing excessively, pacing, picking up random things and staring at them, eating, thinking, laziness, etc. Do you experience any of these symptoms? If so you may be one of the rare people who do. I am special enough to be one of those few. I usually experience Boredom on Sundays and deep into the summer. I am searching for a cure but I haven't been successful. I have found medicine that scares symptoms away for a while. This is what I take to try to suppress Boredom: a small dose of the mall (if you take to much your case of Boredom may become more severe), start a blog, call up some friends, write a story, fight a dragon (that is only for the seveirest of cases), draw, read my blog, make up a new fruit and name it, chase your cat, become famous, or even read a book. We must fight Boredom and if we work together we can beat it. I know we can! Good Luck out there.

My first post

Hi! My name is Adeline and this is my first blog, so cut me some slack. I am going to try posting something on my blog everyday. I probably will forget but, we'll see what happens.  Wish me luck!