High school hallways

My high school has those double stair ways which are great, at limiting the amount of space you have to walk. On rainy days they always have to shut down one of the sections so I literally have to wait in line to go up and down the stair case. I have gotten elbowed so many times, I can't even count. Then there are always some people who think that they are to good for actually following the rules. They decided to go up the down and down the up. I have to duck and doge people coming at me and pushing from behind me. It becomes an art to seek out small gapes between people in the hall way. Couples always try and hold hands and walk through the busy hallways together and I just stop and they have to unlink. 

Super Heroes and all their flaws

Super heroes are really quite interesting if you think about it like I did during a boring school day. :)

Costume: No matter who you are if you declare yourself a super hero, a day later you get a skin tight suit in the mail. I suppose the reason is to show off their smoken' hot bodies but they are super heroes, isn't it kinda of obvious that they are in shape? I mean no one wants a hobo trying to save the world right? I am not sure how they move in those suits. Cat women, I can just imagine her bending in her classic position and her pants just ripping right on the spot. Or Wonder Woman in the middle of punching some bad guys teeth out and her sleeve just rips off. And your telling me that through all of this their are no sweat stains? If I was fighting off crime and saving the world, I think that I would be sweating a little bit. Next they are going to come out with a super hero that doesn't sweat. His slogan will be, Don't sweat, Sweat Free Boy, is here to save us all from hot days and tight white shirts! :)
Sidekicks: If you are a super hero do you really need some other person's help? What part of the word super don't they understand? I mean Superman has every power known to man yet he still needs help from that one bad guy that he magically turns good? Really? How about Batman? He seems so intent on needing a buddy to go with him and hold his hand that he has like fifty robins? After the second one died I don't think I would apply for the job.
 I can't post this article without discussing their fake identities: How can people not recognize super man because he isn't wearing glasses? Is the brightness of his costume blinding people's eyes and causing stupidity? Are they all forced to be journalists? Spider man and Super man were both journalists! goodness! How can people not be getting this? At least Batman and Spider man have most of their face covered! People aren't really that stupid are they?

Best of Both Worlds, Sports

Basketball is a fun sport to watch on TV because it is fast paced. But it is also enjoyable in the stadium because I like to hear the squeaking of the players shoes. I love the food at the stadiums! It is so unhealthy but equally delicious! The Cotton candy is the best because you can buy it from your seat from that guy that walks around the whole time screaming, "Cotton Candy! Cotton Candy!". His voice is probably very sore the next day, poor fellow. I love the people too. Most of them take the games very seriously. They're the ones that scream when the other team has a free throw. They're the ones that yell, "Booooooo", when the other team gets a point or the ref makes a bad call against their team. Then you have the fans that enjoy going to the games so that they can wear face paint and silly hats. They are always very fun to watch if it's half time. Speaking of half time, it is usually a bunch of random people that do impossible things and win a bottle of water and the experience. Back when I was a kid (not to long ago) the half time shows were something I looked forward to. Once their was a girl who changed into dress after dress in a second! Baseball also has great food and snacks. Although, last year I got a pretty bland hot dog... Anyways, baseball is all together, pretty uneventful. At home it is all just the big overview shots and commercial breaks. But baseball at the stadium is at least somewhat entertaining. The food is usually good (except for that hot dog) and I like the experience of going. I also undergo the tradition of getting a sun burn!

Extremely Difficult Medium Level Crafts

I have been babysitting two awesome girls and I wanted to bring a fun craft for next time I hung out with them. So I started looking for some cool crafts. I found a few interesting ones and then my grandma gave me so cool cut out crafts. I thought that these would be perfect. They were like Origami but with glue. I decided to test one out to see if I could do it before I gave it to them to try. I chose to make a pink pig. The level of the craft was medium so I thought it might be doable. The sheet said that craft took 30 minutes. They obviously didn't count the 15 detailed minutes it took to cut that tiny thing out! I made it through to the end pretty easily. It was when I had to glue the pig head together. The only thing they gave me were these stupid little tabs that would not glue! I worked for minutes on trying to find some way to get the head together and then on the body! I ruled out hot glue because I know if I used that someone would get burnt. So I was stuck with a wimpy little glue stick to do the job for me. I finally settled with tape. It worked but it didn't look as good as it did in the picture (like it ever does). The whole time I thought to myself, If this is medium I wonder what hard is! Of course the people that design the craft think that it was medium! They know how to do it! 

Exploding Yogurt

Have you ever been covered in yogurt? Well just a few moments ago I was crawling with yogurt! I opened my yogurt and out flies about 5% of my yogurt! There laying on the ground is .02 cents! Do you know what I could have almost bought with that? I could have almost had one penny! But there is no shiny, copper penny on the floor. The only thing on the floor is my precious yogurt! These yogurt companies are slowly robbing us of yogurt. Soon they will fix it so that half of the yogurt squirts out on the floor! What are we going to do then? I am certainly not going to lick it up! 

Child Leashes

Have you ever seen a kid on a leash at the mall. Well if not here is my explanation. The kids are forced to wear a little backpack on their backs. Then there is a rope hanging off the backpack for the parents to grab ahold of. This way if the kid tries to go more than a few feet from you, you can pull on the leash and drag them back towards you. Then the makers of this contraption tried to cover up the fact that the parents are actually walking their children around the mall just like a dog, by putting a stuffed animal on the back of the backpack! Oh okay, so if I put a stuffed person on a dogs leash I wouldn't be walking him in more? 

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil must have magical powers! I was watching one of his shows or sessions or whatever you want to call it, and I noticed something slightly fake. There were two women (one had very long fingernails, it was gross) that had hated each other for, like, a long time. So Dr. Phil came up with is amazing idea, make them look at each other. Wow, what a brilliant idea! He definitely passed his therapist class with flying colors! You would have to have talent to be able to come up with an idea like that! =) Anyways, both girls started crying. As I was watching I could feel the connection between them, it was beautiful! They both started apoplogizing randomly and that was that. Dr. Phil had saved the day once again. He's my Hero......