Super heroes are really quite interesting if you think about it like I did during a boring school day. :)
Costume: No matter who you are if you declare yourself a super hero, a day later you get a skin tight suit in the mail. I suppose the reason is to show off their smoken' hot bodies but they are super heroes, isn't it kinda of obvious that they are in shape? I mean no one wants a hobo trying to save the world right? I am not sure how they move in those suits. Cat women, I can just imagine her bending in her classic position and her pants just ripping right on the spot. Or Wonder Woman in the middle of punching some bad guys teeth out and her sleeve just rips off. And your telling me that through all of this their are no sweat stains? If I was fighting off crime and saving the world, I think that I would be sweating a little bit. Next they are going to come out with a super hero that doesn't sweat. His slogan will be, Don't sweat, Sweat Free Boy, is here to save us all from hot days and tight white shirts! :)
Sidekicks: If you are a super hero do you really need some other person's help? What part of the word super don't they understand? I mean Superman has every power known to man yet he still needs help from that one bad guy that he magically turns good? Really? How about Batman? He seems so intent on needing a buddy to go with him and hold his hand that he has like fifty robins? After the second one died I don't think I would apply for the job.
I can't post this article without discussing their fake identities: How can people not recognize super man because he isn't wearing glasses? Is the brightness of his costume blinding people's eyes and causing stupidity? Are they all forced to be journalists? Spider man and Super man were both journalists! goodness! How can people not be getting this? At least Batman and Spider man have most of their face covered! People aren't really that stupid are they?
